A moderately clever dog with thumbs.
(also a baby screenwriter, captain america enthusiast, and meme afficionado)
She/Her - 21
Stuff I like (all)
We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re...
fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
- jizzdrifting said:as someone putting a LOT of thought into this today: top make up tips to distract from the fact that you were up wayyyyy too late last night? or alternatively: best lipstick brands/colors/types found in your travels?
Regarding staying up too late the night before and/or looking like a raccoon that has recently lost a fight with a hangover (maybe it’s just me that...
- the best motherfucking muffins you will ever make:
Or, chocolate chip pumpkin muffins for the the less-than-brilliant bakers among us. NOW,...
- “Let’s be honest, I could throw in about a hundred more examples that point to both the definite queerness of Ronan Lynch, and the likelihood of a...”